Transportation: Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed...

By signinept - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML

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Saturday 19 September 2009 9:50

My suggestion.. read the sign. It's less hassle and involves no thinking until AFTER YOU'VE READ THE SIGN!

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Saturday 19 September 2009 9:48

stupid ass

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aq2004 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:13

I highly recommend buying a box of sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack Daniels, and shifting off this mortal coil for the benefit of the rest of us.

a_borshunist 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:40

WTF are you doing waiting for the bus? Don't you have a ******* bike?

a_borshunist 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:46

LOL what city do you live in where every bus stop has a timetable on it?

thedestroyedmean_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:56

how much more retrarded can u get????????

CanCann 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 7:23

Here's your sign...

KingreX32 21

Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:14

YOU FOOL!!!!!!!

doglover100 28

Friday 21 February 2014 2:21

Should've read the sign.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 31 December 2014 22:50

How can you not tell the difference?

DiabolusIgnis 15

Sunday 30 October 2016 4:42

How the actual fu*k do you know the bus stops every 10 minutes, but not WHERE it stops?!

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