Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell...

By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:32

The police were just being picky

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Saturday 17 September 2011 19:31

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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kkciampa 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:08

totally my wife.

minder97 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:56

my mother always laughs at people like you.

doglover339 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:08

That awkward moment when u r picking your nose and u think no ones looking then a cop pulls you over...

kjmeeks12 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:38

Lol guess no more picking an driving

puglover91 3

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:46

ewwww?

jackthehoseless 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:44

You need to be 16 or older to drive. Not 2.

zachsgirl17 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:50

gross much?

leadsails320 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:04

i hope you found what you were looking for.

d_doll5 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:22

Nice!

Petronix 5

Sunday 18 September 2011 9:27

You couldn't just pick and flick could you? You just HAD to inspect...

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