Love: Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 7:39

Ouch. :( Poor guy.

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Sunday 20 March 2011 7:46

yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*

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