Health: Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both...

By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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TCASE1994 0

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

It was free though?

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Friday 18 November 2011 0:15

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xBunii18x 2

Friday 18 November 2011 2:21

At least you got braces off! Maybe get a tongue piercing? Lol jokes ^^

chels1994 11

Friday 18 November 2011 2:29

kill two birds with one stone

shotgun479 4

Friday 18 November 2011 2:30

I smell a lawsuit

jan3d03 0

Friday 18 November 2011 2:42

She pierced yours now u get to pierce hers!!! Rofl

honeybadger123 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:07

haha i hate the orthodontist they sick

butterz1839 3

Friday 18 November 2011 3:27

Love it when that happens

mattorama 15

Friday 18 November 2011 3:33

You need better insurance.

scenequeen2lean 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:40

Ouch.

graham11 14

Friday 18 November 2011 3:48

Two for the price of one

Solid_Wolf 1

Friday 18 November 2011 3:59

Did he atleast give you a discount?

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