Miscellaneous: Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and...

By sucks4me - 18/06/2011 04:45 - United States

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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feanor15 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:19

what are odds eh?!

EvilPotato 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:21

awkward.

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pizza_party16 8

Wednesday 5 November 2014 9:23

Awkward…

ijimj 11

Monday 2 March 2015 20:35

haha I know it could happen! maybe the window's films were dark.

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