Intimacy: Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently,... - FML

By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:59

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

FrootLoops_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:00

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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SnakeGuy4000 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:49

@ #72 So true. Lol.

Aelaena 6

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:50

#70 how is it not? it's been done.

zrhcrx 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:50

dude don't worry about it...some kid did the EXACT same thing at my school or maybe it was just you and we go to the same school :o

SeventhFonons 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:52

LOLOLOLOL. Favorite'd Also, hypnotism has worked in some cases... you can't just say it isn't real...

PhoenixElite 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:52

Jesus Christ, that must have been embarassing as hell.

Roto13 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:57

Stage show hypnotism like that is a load of crap. I'm calling bullshit.

ButtonEyedGypsy 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:58

XD that's hilarious, it just made my day :P

Atropos_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:01

This is the first time I've laughed out loud at an FML in a really long time. I hope someone caught that on camera. We'll be seeing it on YouTube later.

Atropos_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:02

My comment does not exist anymore? What?

beany212 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:04

Bwahahahahahahahaha. That made me giggle so bad. At least you didn't start calling out someones name, now THAT would be embarassing.

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