Work: Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:06

Smile more!

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Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:09

Try Sneezy next time.

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A100893 30

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:30

You must be squidward.

kabza 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:43

Maybe you do look grumpy!!

NamelessDisease 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:55

Grumpy cat? Is that you?

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 2 January 2013 21:56

I really doubt this is the whole story. You've probably received and ignored plenty of warnings about your attitude before this happened.

Lexyy17 18

Thursday 3 January 2013 10:53

This kind of thing does happen, and no there sometimes are no warnings in advance if your boss is an ass hat who sides with ass hats.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:25

Just rub some Vaseline on your teeth and you're good to go.

Olivia_73 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:49

Grumpy kid.

lisakin 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:54

You must be the grumpy cat's owner!

pattayarick 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:22

Get a lawyer. Even us grumpy people have a right to work

lilrye115 8

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:56

Join a union?

suckstobehuman 10

Thursday 3 January 2013 2:10

Cheer up, buttercup! Moral of the story.

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