Miscellaneous: Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night...

By kisyfrot - 18/12/2008 03:38 - France

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

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Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML

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By Pl. - 07/02/2024 02:30 - India - Mumbai

Today, a man next door has been coughing constantly for past 3 months and I can hear him despite closing my windows. During the day there's construction noise and at night this asshole. I asked him many times to close his windows but he won't. Now I play coughing on a speaker at the same time he starts, just to piss him off. FML

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Monday 23 February 2009 2:32

It was an honest mistake, obviously you didn't know so don't feel overly bad about it. But #4&5 I gotta say that that its pretty sick to wish death on someone...even if you're joking

R0nBurgundy 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:29

how did you know #4&5 comments if you're #2? Damn gypsy

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Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 2:32

It was an honest mistake, obviously you didn't know so don't feel overly bad about it. But #4&5 I gotta say that that its pretty sick to wish death on someone...even if you're joking