Miscellaneous: Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while...

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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violetsweety 26

Thursday 8 March 2012 11:57

Feel the burn.

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Toasters these days, they're scaring a lot of people!

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Thorzix 23

Tuesday 13 March 2012 14:25

Slightly jumpy aren't we? Sucks though, must have hurt as hell =p.

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 21 March 2012 9:14

I know! Poor OP! It's not your fault you freak out at the drop of a hat. :|

funnyman227 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:51

...what exactly were you cooking? What meal would require boiling water and toast?

minimii 11

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:04

"POP!!" goes the toaster!

SnowYDG 12

Sunday 3 November 2013 6:07

Never get distracted in a kitchen. Ever.

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 28 February 2014 15:02

I don't blame you, they scare the shit outta me too

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