Video games and Gamers: Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my...

By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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ojosRojos 28

Thursday 27 June 2019 9:47

Did you ever consider the third option of not doing either of those things?

Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 27 June 2019 7:13

You may want to look into those anger issues.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 27 June 2019 7:13

You may want to look into those anger issues.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 27 June 2019 8:19

Might as well face it... you ought to trade in your electronics for an Etch-a-Sketch.

ojosRojos 28

Thursday 27 June 2019 9:47

Did you ever consider the third option of not doing either of those things?

Hempseed 26

Thursday 27 June 2019 9:47

So maybe don't do it then?

alycion 38

Thursday 27 June 2019 9:58

Sometimes you have to go old school emoticons to sum up a situation. orz

Sinshine 28

Thursday 27 June 2019 11:59

If you actually do something like that, you might want to look into getting help.

DieYuppieScum 4

Thursday 27 June 2019 15:48

Were you playing a paladin in World of Warcraft, by any chance? If so, "faceroll" is supposed to be just a figure of speech.

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