Kids: Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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Thursday 24 September 2015 0:00

Sounds like you need to have a bit of a talk about compassion...

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Thursday 24 September 2015 0:00

What concerns me is how he learned that...

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LiamCD02 12

Thursday 24 September 2015 19:49

Legend

swazii 9

Thursday 24 September 2015 20:18

Your son has killer humor.

HawaiiThad 14

Thursday 24 September 2015 22:13

You should not have gotten an angry call. You should have gotten a concerned call.

Lefty_Guns 16

Thursday 24 September 2015 22:30

He already has legendary trolling skills, it would seem. Did you tell the school not to feed the troll?

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:12

Sounds like this kid is already a master troll.

aloneingarden 15

Friday 25 September 2015 5:02

This is the best fml so far

TheEpicKitten 20

Friday 25 September 2015 8:25

Why not? It's called social Darwinism

banzaikitten 7

Friday 25 September 2015 12:02

you should troll him by taking away his xbox

sloter 16

Saturday 26 September 2015 3:22

That's awesome

BeenIt 5

Saturday 26 September 2015 6:30

Yo, no ******* internet for that kid!!

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