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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

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By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

Jrefinne 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 11:55

Aww, how brave of him.

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Fortitudine 3

Friday 24 June 2011 10:25

Yes, how brave. Maybe he just likes to make his eyelashes pop out more to make them prettier to make you swoon.... Some guys need to do that

LOLLOSERRR 0

Friday 24 June 2011 11:29

I agree your life really really sucks

fogrunner 13

Friday 24 June 2011 13:30

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Superbarrelroll 0

Friday 24 June 2011 17:20

This is what happens when you decide to hook up with Edward Cullen.

MMMMMMPorkchops 1

Friday 24 June 2011 19:17

that's awful. men are not meant to wear make-up, skinny jeans or product in their hair. By the way, how is Key West this time of year?

ellelovescarlo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:38

wtf...

ithinkidiedtoday 0

Friday 24 June 2011 21:25

Gag me . Guys in make up, is like guys in skinny jeans . Do you like guys in girl pants ? I mean, what if you wore the same pants one day ?

MissAwesomeness 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:21

I'd question how she got that impression in the first place. sounds like someone is talking smack.

budd28 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:44

he's kinda weird

Trencher21 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:01

emo? hopefully or that would just be weird

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