Health: Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2011 15:57

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

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McApple14 3

Wednesday 27 March 2013 6:59

Hallmark moment.

fish_ster 5

Friday 25 October 2013 6:08

come one now.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:21

The irony...well it's the thought that counts...get well soon 2X OP...

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Thursday 22 January 2015 3:51

Oh the irony.

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