Health: Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 11:36 - United States - Hockessin

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

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kktik 8

Saturday 15 September 2012 19:53

Props for typing one of the shortest FML!!

BunchieRules 31

Saturday 15 September 2012 19:47

Those mosquitos don't give up, do they? I've had them inside my clothes, but a cast? FYL, OP.

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babygrrl257 11

Sunday 16 September 2012 3:27

Me to!!!!!!

babygrrl257 11

Sunday 16 September 2012 6:09

Well not today. But. Ummmm yeah

Dyeguy57 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 7:35

I've never head of anything quite so sad. God must hate you.

nvo 6

Sunday 16 September 2012 8:18

Let's hope it was a mosquito...

soccer1flute 11

Sunday 16 September 2012 8:23

I'm so srry tht really sucks!!

imcarissa 4

Sunday 16 September 2012 10:23

Use a chopstick to scratch it

dswistock 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 10:53

Get a vibrating back massager turn it on and put it on your cast:) best scratching method

Oceanlondon 5

Sunday 16 September 2012 14:19

The bite is probably less worse than the dead body of the little thing in there o.O

RampantDoritoz 3

Sunday 16 September 2012 16:30

Ahahahahahaha

BobbieH 19

Sunday 16 September 2012 16:47

It isn't bad enough you have a cast; which itches in its own right. Now you've added insult to injury with a bug bite that is going to itch a lot. Sorry OP, try getting some hydrocortisone down there!

Austyn57 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 17:14

woooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!?

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