By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00

Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
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Druu 53

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. *crash* What? An egg?? AHH, HELP. I'M STUCK!

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Druu 53

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. *crash* What? An egg?? AHH, HELP. I'M STUCK!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

And your son's teacher was calling to offer him a scholarship? Hope so.

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Lucky O'Guin 18

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Arashikage 18

buzzkill Something that spoils or ruins an otherwise enjoyable event Synonyms: Party pooper, spoil sport, Lucky O'Guin

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incorrectsometimes 8

I am the Dad.

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Glowworm56 26

He really isn't wrong, and that answer is brilliant!

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skippydoda 32

Actually you should correct this immediately. It's not the fastest sperm, it's the slowest one that waits for the others to do the hard work.

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tak7871 10

Actually it is the fastest so he's in front then the slow ones do the work and push them in

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RichardPencil 30

Is your dad Michael Phelps? Otherwise, whose sperm did Dad's spooge have to compete with? Mom, any comment?

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incorrectsometimes 8

I'm the Father. ?

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GIJoefan 6

Out of the mouths of babes.

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Emmereen 29

Thanks for the laugh, OP. How'd the conversation go with the teacher?

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incorrectsometimes 8

She says that she felt flustered. ??‍♂️

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