Love: Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered...

By Dudeman5000 - 21/01/2009 06:59 - France

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:35

Give it to the next girl.

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Saturday 21 March 2009 3:45

Why didn't you just ask her out? Then with any luck she still wouldn't be available, but the present wouldn't be wasted :P

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Friday 4 November 2016 17:23

What is the gift? And you should still give it to her, you never know the outcome till you do it.

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