Intimacy: Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her...

By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

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KabamWolf 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:06

I incest you go see what happend

Destinee_1 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:08

As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.

Comments

robd007 20

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:50

that has to be a very awkward conversation if you talk to her about it. I request a follow up!

lina21 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:52

That's super creepy...

bhfriday 9

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:52

what the hell happened?

IrishJohn 3

Thursday 4 June 2015 15:53

Well, if you're in Alabama it's not too surprising.

InnocenceBlue 37

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:28

If it was on the inside of her leg, and she was wearing short shorts there is a possibility that he could've seen it. He's still a perve though!

BigC_from_Bama 16

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:29

You must be an LSU fan...

mustangbravo 27

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:36

Alabama for you.

jaythompson2422 9

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:42

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jaythompson2422 9

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:51

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AlyssaDiannaa 20

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:54

I get them on my back(the back of my shoulder) and even my neck sometimes (believe me I was not thrilled with my fiancé for that) and my parents never see it. I hide them... That's very odd that he saw it at that place though