Work: Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided...

By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting

agifttotearapart 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:58

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.

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fmlsmymiddlename 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:49

First. i have nothing else to say. im sorry.

Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:05

no offense, but probably true

wienerwagon 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:51

You deserved it. Shouldn't have had boobs.

Jaywin 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:52

Depends on how much cleavage you were showing and how important the presentation was exactly. Boobs are freaking awesome but money tops boobs any day of the week.