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KiddNYC1O
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G4m3rChick
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Ex-wife*
Damn, thats erotic, can i see what she looks like?
"Sundays don't count."
ouch
So your ho for a wife is more dedicated to sacrificing adultery for lent, rather than keeping her marriage vows.
Damn your wife is a H.O.E. get tested for STDs op.
She was initially a one night stand before you put a ring on it right? The dried semen on her chastity belt with a hole cut into it should have tipped you off. There are always signs.
Your wife is a ******* *****. You should file for Divorce...soon.
Time to find a new bitch to make your sandwiches. One a little less used and abused.
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Well, you should give up monogamy!!
Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".