Intimacy: Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

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imustbeinsane 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:41

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 6 December 2011 11:39

YDI?

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Derinsula 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:01

You are my hero.

newyorkminute 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:48

Jay-Z would be proud

jadihi 0

Friday 30 December 2011 2:36

Hilarious! If this insulted her she must have no sense of humor or knowledge of jaz music.:)

attaboy368 20

Friday 30 December 2011 22:41

I guess you should have told her to make you a sandwich instead huh?

bailey3612 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:19

No fml needed u r awesome

thismustbeit 0

Monday 9 January 2012 8:21

dumb ass

Travis95_fml 8

Friday 13 January 2012 2:38

You are retarded.

chubby_choco 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:00

...yeah, you had it coming.

vinsanity12 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:55

Like a boss

Slikpirate 0

Friday 27 January 2012 6:12

Why would you start a conversation of like that??

evhrocks876 4

Saturday 13 October 2012 9:51

Cus it's an amazing song

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