Miscellaneous: Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry...

By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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Friday 3 July 2009 9:49

Hate when that happens. At least ants are high in protein!

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Comments

Reena03 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:57

LOL oh man this is jks, wow you should really look at your drink before you have dranked it.

smbbb 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:09

That has actually happened to me too

andrewms 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:43

At least the ants were in the glass and not you?

aszymczak 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:11

yeah, and too bad Nestle just had a huge recall because of E. coli....

zach5 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:38

Ok I highly doubt this is true. You can tell the difference between chocolate milk and ants. Chocolate milk is a light brown, and ants are completely black. Either way wouldn't they be moving around?

Draq 1

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:33

I've done this with chips before. Those ants aren't half bad are they? I was freaked out when it happened, but now I sort of wish they sold them as a topping for food now that I've actually eaten them. I mean, bugs like that are an ape's natural diet after all. For those who have never done this, the ants in question are likely sugar ants, which are extremely tiny and a light reddish.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:10

PROTEIN! YESSSSS! xD

iheartadamsavage 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:56

My best friend sent this to me telling me she found my soul mate. Haha. The exact thing happened to me with Nestle Hot Chocolate. I opened a brand new packet, made my drink, and tried to dissolve these clumps through my teeth. It ended up being ******* ants. I freaked out and tried to throw up but it didn't work. I called to complain and all I got was a bunch of coupons for free boxes of more hot chocolate. FML.