Engagement, Family and Love: Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several...

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:47

Facebook - bringing families together a day at a time.

PSQ91 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:48

Well it's not official till it's on facebbok, duh!

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froufrou7 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:10

so what **** ?

CaptainDouche 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:22

Elementary, my dear Watson. These people are speaking English. You may want to adapt accordingly.

rebelsrock 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:22

Facebook: Forgetting About Communicating and Excluding Big Occasions Of Kid sisters

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 21:27

swing and a miss bro

ogplusog 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:35

That'll be men for ya.

erin0123 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:47

thats ironic .. the exact same thing with me. :p

JesusFishTaco 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:47

That's not irony. That's a coincidence.

freeagent678 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:48

There's clearly a communication problem with you too

MissAwesomeness 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:52

it's okay. my brother was engaged for a year before he let any of his family members know. what a family.

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:58

maybe he doesn't like you?

mekaylahm 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:01

that's just sad on your part

jhull11 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:02

does this remind anyone else of two and a half men? vaguely?

CaptainDouche 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:19

I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen remembers Two and a Half Men vaguely.

PeachyJinx 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:03

Sure its not just a facebook marriage people do that now

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