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By Anonymous - 10/07/2014 05:24 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out the record label I was talking to was actually just my friends who have way too much time on their hands. FML

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mpkpm 19

Thursday 10 July 2014 12:46

So did you tell them about your hit new single, all my friends are dicks?

91hayek 31

Thursday 10 July 2014 12:43

There is another FML where a guy's father pretended to be a publisher that had accepted his manuscript. Sorry OP, insecure people like to pull down those that are making an effort with their lives. Keep your head up.

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Dantebrown 5

Friday 11 July 2014 15:21

Are they really your friends?

nicoletaylor1995 5

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:27

That's a little too far. I'm sorry OP.

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