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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 11:57 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

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stephissilly 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:06

sunglasses. name change. mexico.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:15

I hope you're not black, or jewish, or a black jew.

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yscpunkchick 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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knzrrr 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:28

Your an idiot.

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:54

*you're.

jomotto 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:34

Doesn't matter had sex!

strokedturbogsxr 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:39

The Arian brotherhood isn't shit. I know a bunch of people in it and they all think they're hardasses. Don't be scared, Just carry a gun

drooller 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:39

Well, hurry up and book a place at the cemetry, before all the good ones are taken :)

Bigboned38 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:42

DMW sorry buddy

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:43

I hope you're black.

Bigboned38 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:46

You might as well have sex with her as much as possible cause when he gets out it might be the last time you ever have sex with anyone

ponyboi 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:46

Join the brotherhood child

Evenzzon 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:48

Get away o.O hope she isnt a nazi either o.O

nothingtodisplay 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:54

RUN FOREST RUN!!!

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