By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Lennsik 4

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

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toelie 26

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

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ac3th3emoangel 0

hahaha its a swap meet

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Cory_FML 5

pretty unpleasant switch dont ya think

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ijustlaugh 0

Ahw poor thing, I like that you said "gave" it tells me that sex has a different meaning for you. I'm sorry your first time was such a bust. And other commenters how do you know that the condom didn't break or that that nasty junk didn't seep through it!

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SpiNNer1996 0

Don't Trip, its Curable. I dont blame ya, i cant stand condoms. And if it helps at alk, my boyfriend came in me a cpl days ago.

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Insomniaddict 0

Damn that sucks but you got really lucky if you think about it, you ****** a ***** and didnt get something incurable

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