Animals: Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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Sunday 9 August 2009 15:55

lol. did they bite?

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scary.

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FweakofCydonia 40

Saturday 16 January 2016 4:06

I remember once having to deal with squirrels. The thing freaking hissed at me. HISSED at me. It's like they're evolving or something.

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