Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny...

By NAT - 03/01/2016 16:15 - United States - Gaffney

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

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candaz1 9

Wednesday 17 February 2016 18:14

I can't drink soda at all and my boyfriend likes to mix my tea and other no carbonation beverages with various sodas due to a guessing game him and his brother always play. I suffer from extreme abdominal pain whenever I drink carbonated beverages.