Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed... - FML

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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RabenSchwartz 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 12:08

stacys mom....

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 30 September 2010 12:30

Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...

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gingermaria10 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:12

Hahahaha!!!! That's so hillarious! :D

IsaidSTFU 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 5:16

really, really, creepy...

sux96 2

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:04

Stacey's mom has got it goin' on.... LOL

glambert1998 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 6:38

this reminded me of a song."theres a party in your bedroom all night long" change it a wee bit and u get "theres a party in ur moms bedroom,ALL NIGHT LONG!!!"

rosepetals91 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:03

is she hawt?

noahvs67 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 18:57

wow what a ************

gracetaylor 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:33

that's really awkward for u!!

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:36

Pervert.

Masift 21

Monday 2 March 2015 16:05

I guess maybe next time he makes a joke about having sex with your mom, then you should probably be careful

NotRussian 16

Monday 13 July 2015 19:00

It would be my honor, to be your new stepfather.

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