Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually...

By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:33

First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom

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Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:33

What? No hot sister?

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Missy612 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:39

Seen this like a million times.

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Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:47

Will's mum?

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Wednesday 13 November 2013 6:13

Is your name perhaps Stacy?

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