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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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Thursday 6 September 2012 16:20

It would be silly to quit. It's Kentucky - your chances are very high that anyone you work with will be creepy and weird.

PaulB123 11

Thursday 6 September 2012 16:21

Hey if you play your cards right you could have a nice raise pretty soon!

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icycloud12 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:13

ask for a rise maybe

charlieo88 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 22:00

HR here says for managers to NOT "friend" subordinates on social networks. It's better not to know.

thathipsterchick 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 22:22

Pedobear alert!

green2go 14

Thursday 6 September 2012 22:41

Can anyone say lawsuit

r3dn3ckFTW 0

Thursday 6 September 2012 23:56

Oh shiit

malibumacky 1

Saturday 8 September 2012 0:20

Sew him

Shamrock33 3

Saturday 8 September 2012 1:05

How do you think you got the job...

chinagirl3343 8

Saturday 8 September 2012 1:57

Ydi for not tightening your privacy settings.

Fonze13 0

Saturday 8 September 2012 6:24

Small world no o.0

jamesrod885 6

Saturday 8 September 2012 16:18

call it that's just wrong.

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