Work: Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified... - FML

By YouBossturd - 10/11/2015 15:17 - United States - Washington

Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified my phone in the priority order at our call center. As a result, any calls that came in during the night shift would be routed to my phone first, so that he can play games on his phone uninterrupted. It's been a whole year. FML

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ELoni_fml 25

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:35

Route it back, then have your friends call him every five minutes as revenge

XxDanno316xX 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:34

This dipshit needs to lose their job.

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soalism 12

Wednesday 11 November 2015 7:00

I think its time to change numbers

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 11 November 2015 7:53

Get a new number...or have your phone in silent or give your bosses number out

zoelog 10

Friday 30 August 2019 15:40

so. its your job. deal with it.

millsjoshua949 12

Tuesday 15 September 2020 3:31

But isn't it your job to answer the phone? ydi

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