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By damnthedog - 19/01/2013 07:40 - Australia - Wollongong

Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird taste to it because my basil patch in the backyard has become my dog's preferred spot to pee. FML

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Saturday 19 January 2013 11:57

You didn't think to wash it first?

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Chippy1988 1

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:57

Might move my basil its planted out the front of my house.i used blood and bone fertilizer and have found dog turd on my front lawn:0

ZigZAG1488 10

Friday 2 January 2015 5:24

YDI for not rinsing your herbs first!

herpderp1234 17

Friday 21 August 2015 6:48

Build a little fence around the basil patch? :/

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