Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at...

By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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karlcolt45 19

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money says jump, cat say how high

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Babigurl6 2

Thursday 18 April 2013 4:26

Maybe she is saving up money for something special for you two.

mrperspire 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:55

Exactly, every time she chooses work, you choose dance hall or bar. Meet new people.

sammyjo06 14

Friday 25 October 2013 20:57

She probably needs the money. YDI for being so selfish and whining about her not hanging out with you more when she is just being responsible.

namine120409 42

Monday 3 August 2015 18:58

She probably just needs the money dude. Don't take it so personally.

Amanda G Rich 23

Friday 5 July 2019 5:30

ever hear of money?

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