Love: Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas,...

By LadyGagasLOVER - 08/08/2010 08:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

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Sunday 8 August 2010 16:14

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Sunday 8 August 2010 16:57

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RimshaCamAr 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:13

Tht sucks big time

madsaboutyou 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 6:25

Hey I'm from Arkansas too :)

asdfcaitlyn 0

Monday 5 November 2012 6:19

Hah I live in Arkansas. I hate it here.

dee_baybee 7

Friday 15 March 2013 22:21

Arkansas really isnt bad. i live in the nwa & i love it .

noah1a2b 9

Friday 29 January 2016 16:55

NWA is great, especially the Rogers, bentonville, and Fayetteville... just not the wanna be gangster town springdale

Scoty49 10

Monday 27 May 2013 8:10

Are they cousins?

sunyaph 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 11:47

woo pig sooie!!

caliguy08 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 0:58

Were you dating your best friend's sister?

noah1a2b 9

Friday 29 January 2016 16:52

I mean... Arkansas is a pretty great place.. I live there and it's nice

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