Work: Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

By thatsillegal - 30/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 22:54

#1 ouch

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kpohil 13

Friday 9 January 2015 3:28

hope you were a good boss.

G00N3R 19

Sunday 25 January 2015 21:59

Stop sucking at your job and you'll be fine

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Plot twist: the job is literally about sucking......I can't believe I wrote that. *cue dramatic music*

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