By michael - 14/02/2012 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
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LaColombianita 26

You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

YDI for getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window

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bizarre_ftw 21

***** gonna fly The shit hit the fan What the shit are we talking about?! Why the shit is this shitty joke not dead and down the shitter like a goldfish yet?!! Shit!!!! >.< .

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isis_morrigan 18

Wow...I don't think I even want to know the rationale...

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hateevryone 14

you do not need to be around windows when you're drunk.

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bubo_fml 10

I disagree...1) No need to flush, 2) Save on water bills, 3) Organic fertilizer, 4) Amusing performance art for the community, 5) no need for a toilet, plumbing, etc...Drunkenness not necessarily required...

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bizarre_ftw 21

A good lawyer however.......

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lmaoatall 6

and the poor bastard standing below only hears someone yell out a warning, bottoms up. He didnt catch it in time. f his life.

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