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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

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CodeMan0712 5

Friday 15 July 2011 20:00

my girlfriend called mw a loser when i named them all

Dango989 0

Friday 15 July 2011 20:51

Is this a bad thing? Pkmn are bad ass

tabasc0drumz 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:27

your dating a pokemon master and your upset about that? how do you live with yourself...

cargod05 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 11:26

and that's a problem?

evilalex 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:21

wow this reminda me of my cousin i feel for ya chick FYL

Tiggerlicious 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:23

that's ****** up

KK3137 31

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:49

Long term memory

budd28 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

pokemon lives forever in his heart ... unfortunately u won't

heyimzim 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:54

hey!! pokemon is the shit

Kc1310 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:22

I can too

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