Miscellaneous: Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control...

By mcpeepants - 08/01/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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EricJ 3

Friday 8 January 2010 23:13

Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.

rightsaidred 3

Friday 8 January 2010 23:13

Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.

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epiikgangster11 2

Monday 4 July 2011 4:51

number 1-total win

n805aquaholic 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:51

do Kegel exercises

iwishiwasadino 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:41

Adult dipper!!

crapazoidburg 0

Thursday 26 July 2012 15:42

Or wear an extra absorbent pad

walshboy 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:10

lol true

Karlsmarx2 9

Sunday 28 June 2015 2:13

Take a wine cork and shove it up your pee hole

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