Miscellaneous: Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger....

By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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Monday 23 February 2009 23:06

you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.

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#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.

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mxxxer 1

Thursday 23 August 2012 17:02

You're a huge ******.

countryboy555 2

Monday 22 April 2013 3:48

That's why you eat meat ya loser

tvp2000 3

Thursday 10 July 2014 17:18

I am not a vegetarian but my sister is and I would say sue them for every single thing you can

Wyatt2013 2

Friday 11 July 2014 4:10

you deserve it for eating a veggie burger...

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