Miscellaneous: Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found...

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:58 - United States

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By Jess-zee - 10/05/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2025 09:00

Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML

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SoJustFriends 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:11

Wow, your mother sounds like a real bitch. That's just terrible.

Luckster 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:31

You have a good reason to not buy her anything ever again now.

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tikatica 17

Saturday 5 March 2016 23:43

Maybe it was an accident?

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 17 August 2016 21:23

Reclaim them and sell the stuff.

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