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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 03:22 - United States - Detroit

Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML

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Saturday 18 June 2016 19:23

Their loss honestly

TheaterCrow 4

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:24

That sucks, Op. Hopefully, another job will appreciate your enthusiasm!

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SKYstlimit 11

Sunday 22 January 2017 12:47

sue them, unfair dismissal

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