Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it... - FML

By random person - 09/07/2013 17:51 - United States

Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML

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lainzilla 14

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:19

Your friend?

expertsmilee 26

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:19

Them, whether with money or an extreme ass whoopin'

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saniuses 10

Friday 13 December 2013 14:18

I'd make him pay

ElliotR 9

Monday 9 February 2015 4:55

Make your friend pay for the repairs.

Xshley 11

Saturday 4 April 2015 6:45

i would hope your "friend" would step up and part for both.

Teacatt 13

Saturday 24 October 2015 9:44

Um, better be your roommate

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