By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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mariekentairo 0

You should get out more then....

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Rik_fml 0

I'm pretty sure there's enough material in this fml for a Rob Schneider movie...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Okay this is just messed up. If your soul mate is a dog you need help. Oh, and by the way, ********** is illegal.

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iamtehasian 0

Awesome-O How about, Adam Sandler gets stranded on an island, and he falls in love with a coconut? How about, Adam Sandler falls in love with a girl, but turns out she's actually a Golden Retreiver?

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essenoh2you 3

I'm pretty sure this is from a movie...

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femalepimp 0

ok thats just desperate. either that or u got a wierd fettish. o.0

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HOBOJOE117 0

one word...***********

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Keylogger_0 0

*********** ftw! lol, but that's so wrong... try fapping to hentai, it's a start, dont worry, you will eventually return to humans.

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lakowske 0

what does the golden have to do with any of this? and I agree dude get out more

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