Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then...

By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:04

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mimerino 9

Saturday 13 July 2013 3:07

If you are an idiot, then whose fault is that...?

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Friday 18 April 2014 4:49

Awesome dad

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Saturday 31 May 2014 1:44

His kid is an idiot

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