Health: Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly...

By nataliepaige - 19/07/2011 04:43 - Canada

Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:00

That's awesome. Painfull tho.

mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:05

it's like you can feel the action!

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OhJohnNo 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:52

Cheer up, this just means you have a totally awesome sound system.

beautiful1998 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:11

how did you fall asleep while watching an action movie?? car chases, explosions, and battles arent enough to keep you awake?

Goldangel100 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:38

what?? how did you fall asleep in the first place????

Xephyr 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:58

At least it wasn't glass...

Andygk15 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:08

the speakers did the job then :)

LonggUsernameee 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:15

But is the coffee table ok? D:

stoneywoney 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:18

been there done that

aknight14 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:22

awesome surround sound!

XoRoxybabe615Xo 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:34

lol while reading this I pictured it and I laughed so hard.

hellokimmiee 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:09

we have a coffee table together??? why didnt you tell me?!

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