Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk....

By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:18

my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.

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Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:22

What did you scribble? something naughty i hope

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iGreen_Day 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:22

I call Shenanigans

sucks4u918 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:56

lmao missmurderx!

lovethatpanda 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 3:27

my school still uses chalk boards.

cakeftw 0

Friday 17 September 2010 0:21

ydi. sorry op

mahona_fml 0

Friday 17 September 2010 7:35

I wish there was a BS button

TaNmKm 0

Friday 17 September 2010 8:16

Hahaha that is just EPIC!

Crncj 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:20

your just finding out you sleep walk?

overthrownopt 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 1:30

What school still uses chalk?

Khfan12 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:17

Well, it could've been worse. With my luck, I would've ended up doing something horrible.

sissors1234 4

Friday 1 June 2012 22:27

That is so funny .lolz def fyl.

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