Health: Today, I enjoyed my favourite pizza topped with jalapeños for...

By StillBurning - 19/08/2017 01:30

Today, I enjoyed my favourite pizza topped with jalapeños for an extra kick. I later got to feel that kick a second time as I vomited in the middle of the night. Some came out my nose. FML

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Wait until you take a dump tomorrow — you’ll get a literal kick in the ass.

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Saturday 19 August 2017 2:04

Having something come out of your nose that isn't suppose to is terrible. I once coughed so hard, cranberry juice came out of my noise--and it stung. I can't even imagine how painful it must be for jalapenos to come out of your nose!