Transportation: Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm....

By Lea - 16/03/2010 13:31 - United States

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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Ecnassianer 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:41

How the hell did you drop your keys down an elevator shaft?

idkweird 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:43

Then you get a report from the person who retrieved your keys and take it to court to fight the ticket. Easy!

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yll9 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:33

wow always wondered wut would happen if I do that

s89gtr89 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:10

that stinks :P sorry!

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