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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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Rozza17 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:03

Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.

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Saturday 13 April 2013 12:06

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Comments

Harle 24

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:11

Oh the Irony.

Fuji76 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 16:47

Your last name doesn't happen to be Quinn does it? Lol

baristagirl2003 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:22

Hope you're ok. Kinda ironic. If it were me that this happened to, I probably would have had a good laugh with the guy.

Spring13 12

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:24

I wonder what the news will report the next day....

alfred07 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:27

Did you get his license plate number?

cdheels14 4

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:33

That's just rude but hilarious

Tapia23 4

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:35

That's just plain funny not really a FML

thatsdndn1 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:39

Hahaha FYL

CanOWhoopAss 1

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:53

he was just playin his part...

EmberEyes 16

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:57

Im sorry but that's kind of funny.

RedGai 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:01

This is a win to me

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