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By moneymom - 12/07/2016 15:03 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I discovered that my mother does in fact have access to my bank account, despite denying it since the ninth grade. I am now in university and am being harassed by the finances department because my mother decided to transfer some funds out last minute. Thanks mom. FML.

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PtCaboose 21

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:42

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, I would get legal counsel. Also, **** your mom

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:18

I agree that it might be illegal, but unless you can prove you were unaware she had access to the account, there's not much to be done. Legally. You can get her cut off from the account now that you know so it can't happen again.

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PtCaboose 21

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:42

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, I would get legal counsel. Also, **** your mom

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:18

I agree that it might be illegal, but unless you can prove you were unaware she had access to the account, there's not much to be done. Legally. You can get her cut off from the account now that you know so it can't happen again.

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